Testimonials

I'm a young at heart 79 year old man. But, I'm still 79 years old. I used your magic cream today. I ran my Giants Head Grind training run and felt pretty good at the top so I just kept running hills for 1.5 hours. When I got back to Veterans Park I still felt good so I thought I would run the first big hill again to see if there was anything left in my legs. I ran 10 hill repeats and finally left because I had run out of time. ?!?!?!!!! Kind of scary how good it worked.

Don B.

I had the best workout of my life. I pushed and pushed and didn’t get tired. I thought it was a fluke, but the 2nd day, it happened again. I didn’t really want to exercise, but I did it anyway. I went as hard as I could for an hour. Normally, I would have gotten tired. Not this time. I turned around, and completely openned the throttle. After another 15 min, I had to head home because I was later for dinner. Normally, I would be tired after a workout like this. With the cream, I had energy to still go about my day. I’m not doing another hard workout ever again without this cream.

Joe Wessel

I’m Chris’s aunt, and I was worried because I was tired. I have to admit that I was skeptical, but I put on Chris’s cream and we went biking together. I was on a recumbent, and Chris was running. After 25 minutes, I turned to Chris and said “This is incredible, you’re really on to something.” Chris asked if maybe it was a placebo, but I said “I don’t think so, I didn’t really expect it to work, and I’m an old lady. There’s no way a placebo would work like this. I wanted Chris to make me some cream the next day, but he promised to send me some when he was back home.

Nella Saldana

I’m 310 pounds, 75 years old, and I don’t like exercising. It hurts my legs, and I’m tired afterwards. I don’t have much energy at the best of times, and I’m exhausted for the rest of the day after I exercise. I tried the cream, and I actually enjoyed riding my recumbent bike for 45 minutes. More importantly, I had energy for the rest of the day. Now, I spend 45 min most mornings riding my recumbent bike with my wife. I needed to do something to get back in shape but I just couldn’t. This cream seems to have given me the boost I needed so that I can start taking control of my health again (and biking with my wife 3-4 days a week has made my life a little more enjoyable).

Tony Saldana

I finally finished my ``anti aging`` skin cream. In kind of an unexpected development, I put it on my legs, because I wanted the skin on my legs to look nice… My first mtb ride of the season was pretty good. I did 800 meters of climbing and . The next ride was a little better and I relt like something weird was going on. I felt silly doing it, but I thought maybe the cream was helping, and I kept using it before my rides. On my third ride of the season, I managed to climb xxx meters. On the fourth ride of the season, I decided to go for it. I climbed 2,286 meters (7,500 feet) and rode 73km. I was planning to *only* ride 2,000 meters, but when I hit 2,000 meters, I got really excited and I couldn’t stop myself from riding another lap (and 2,286 meters of climbing). I’m a pretty good cyclist, but I’m also a 47 year old cancer survivor that underwent two years of chemo. I know my body very well. Something weird was happening. I’ve never done a ride this hard during my FIRST WEEK of cycling - not even in my 20’s. You can find the Strava rides here. So... I tried to make anti-aging skin cream, but ended up with a muscle rub.

Chris Bergstrom (the founder)

I borrowed my buddies cream and went for a bike ride. I was skeptical, but 45 minutes into the ride, I was like ``Holy crap! I'm not getting tired.`` I thought it must have been a fluke.So, I tried it again the next day. The same thing happened. I took my buddy's cream because I need it for my race. When you are nearing your 50’s, recovery is a big problem. With this cream, not only can I ride faster, but I can recover, and do it the next day. It’s a big enough advantage that I would rather not tell anyone about it, but you’re going to find out anyway, and I’m stoked to be one of the first few people to use it.

Joe Wessel

I have arthritis, and I have to take sleeping pills because it hurts too much to sleep. I used some of the cream on my shoulders, even though Chris (the founder) said it wouldn't work on arthritis. I noticed a big improvement after only one day. After one week, I was able to sleep without taking sleeping pills. I'm finally sleeping well, and living (almost) pain free. This has been huge.

Yolanda G.